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Joke of the Day
"Becoming a vegetarian Is a big missed steak."
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"please spread kale over my dumb organic gluten free casket"
"Caller: My goodness Operator! Your nose is so stuffed up I can't understand you. You should really take something for that cold. Operator: Good idea. I'll take the rest of the day off!"
"Corrected: What do you call India's top TV Show? Dan Singh with the Sitars"
"My 4-year-old is playing doctor with her baby dolls. She walked by a minute ago holding just a leg. Surgery didn't go well."
"What's the point in getting a Master's degree if you can't even own any slaves?"
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"I hate it when you tell someone a lie to sound interesting and then you have to keep it up for several years because you married them."
"When I greeted my boss in the morning, he told me to have a good day... Who am I to argue? So I thanked him and went back home."