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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the science of knives? Cutting edge technology."
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"If the Army has chaplains, what does the Navy have? Ship monks."
"Unicorns are extinct because they weren't horny enough. mind=blown"
"I can tell everything I need to know about a person by how they cut their sandwich. Diagonal = normal Straight = serial killer No cut = dad"
"What is the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Deer nuts are under a buck."
"Why did the bishop love Walmart? 'Coz the boys pants are all half off."
"2 grams for $40??? Son, you are getting soooooo ripped off. Go see Jermaine on Fremont St. Tell him Your Mother sent you."
"My 8 year old told me a really clever joke for once. What do you get when you cross Captain America and the Hulk? A Star-Spangled Banner."
"Q: What do you call a man who inherits a dairy? A: A Dairy Heir."
"Had a terrible nightmare last night... I dreamt that I was forced to eat two huge marshmallows. When I woke up this morning, my pillows were gone!"