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Joke of the Day
"What disease did the house have? Shingles."
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"Nothing makes me more proud of my son's sense of humor, than when he asks me for help with his algebra homework."
"What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh? Lend me your ears"
"How is Ducktape like the Force? It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired"
"Hiring manager: what would you say are your greatest weaknesses? Me: probably men with hairy knuckles. Oh, and a moist pot roast."
"How many livers do people have? I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay."
"If I want to check instructions and it's in Spanish, .. .. am I checking a Manuel?"
"Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He just couldn't ""budge-it""."
"Going to a bar within walking distance of my house reduces the likelihood that I will wake up partially clothed behind a dumpster tomorrow."
"Why did Mary Poppins break both her legs? because she had Supercalifrajilistic Osteoporosis"