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Joke of the Day

"You think your spouse loves you?Put them & a dog in the trunk of the car for a day. When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you?"

"A Mexican athlete finally got a medal at the Olympics. The police are still searching for him."

"Hillary and Huma Hillary Clinton likes Huma Abedin who is married to Anthony Weiner which would make her Huma Weiner. That means that Hillary likes a Weiner which means that she is not gay."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus You only need one nail for the picture"

"Don't ever let a chiropractor tell u a joke. It'll hit your funny bone."

"Kids, rap music has been around since 1979, we've all heard it. You aren't being edgy by playing it loudly at an intersection."

"Gonna start a gym called ""Resolutions"". For the first two weeks of January it's a gym. The rest of the year it becomes a bar."

"For what it's worth, I'd like to exchange some foreign currency."

"What did the blind man say to his estranged friend? ""Long time, no see."""

"If you want to be remembered when you die... Borrow money from everyone you know"