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Joke of the Day

"Call me nostalgic, but I often think back to when I was just a boy... Before my botched gender reassignment surgery. Things were simpler, then."

"I was expelled from school during pajama day. It's not my fault I sleep naked."

"Test Post Pls Ignore! April fools."

"Where did mary go after the explosion? Everywhere..."

"Why was Jesus a virgin when he died? Every time he touched a ""wound"" it closed."

"How can I know hundreds of digits of pi But not know the digits of your phone number?"

"I go to a muscular dystrophy support group. We meet weakly."

"Nobody lives forever, but especially not that homeless person I just ran over."

"""I'm so glad that pasting that text included the format of the original document!"" -- No one. Ever."

"[At job interview] Interviewer: So tell me why you want this job. Me: I have no money and I prefer when I have money."