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Joke of the Day
"Test Post Pls Ignore! April fools."
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"""LOLZ""? Really? Did you laugh so loud you fell asleep?"
"I'm tried starting a club for hipsters I got quite a few to sign up until they heard it was getting popular"
"I think you can all settle down. Its unlikely Instagram will ever find buyers for photos of 20 000 feet and a billion sunsets."
"You hang Up. ""No you hang Up."" No YOU hang Up. ""No YOU hang Up."" - couple fighting while hanging Pixar movie posters"
"What kind of furniture do pigs like best? Overstuffed."
"Who came after Augustus? Septembrus"
"I'm trying to ignore the subway mariachi band that's ruining my commute, but I should have refused to carpool with them in the first place."
"I don't trust anyone with a beard, especially a woman"
"[Minister]: Do you take this woman to be your lawful [Groom]: I'm just here for the open bar."