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Joke of the Day

"""I'm so glad that pasting that text included the format of the original document!"" -- No one. Ever."

"What should you do if a monster runs through your front door? Run through the back door."

"I see your IQ test came back negative"

"""Let's eat, Pappy."" Not ""Let's eat Pappy."" Proof grammar saves lives."

"What's the difference between a policeman's baton and a magician's wand? One is used for cunning stunts and the other is used for stunning cunts."

"""Just because you can't dance, doesn't mean you shouldn't dance."" -Alcohol"

"You know you're ugly when... someone hands you the camera for a group picture and you still break the lens."

"(Corny)-Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard? Cuz everyone was dying to get in."

"What's an Australian Kiss? A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*"

"What is on the Pink Panther's to-do list? To-do, to-do, to-do, to-do, to-dooooooo"