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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a mexican on amphetamines? Speedy Gonzales."
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"One more glass of wine and my ""only a lesbian from the waist up"" rule is about to go out the window."
"My doctor told me not to eat anything fatty... ...my wife is going to be disappointed."
"The best part about being a comma is that you're usually followed by a nice big BUT."
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"
"Why does Japan have such a low obesity rate? They don't want to see their little boy grow into a fat man."
"So I tried to enter ""penis"" as my new e-mail password... But my computer said it was too short."
"your momma so stupid she got locked in a groceiry store and starved."
"You know urine trouble, when You see members of the KKK, Black Lives Matter And Westboro Baptist Church together at the RNC... They are bound to piss each other off."
"My wife is a beautiful, kind & giving woman who also checks my TL."