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Joke of the Day

"How can I know hundreds of digits of pi But not know the digits of your phone number?"

"What do you call a programmer's testicles? A hackysack."

"Knock, knock. Who's there? Owls. Owls who? Yes. Yes they do."

"Adulthood is like the vet, and we're all the dogs that were excited for the car ride until we realized where we're going."

"Reddit, what is your best one-two line joke? I heard one recently, what do you get when you put TNT in a bra? Tit bits."

"""sir, can i ask why you're smoking TWO huge blunts?"" ""officer, I'm..."" *turns to camera* ""double jointed"" *cop starts breakdancing*"

"NYPD officers accidentally shot two tourists in Times Square, but in the cop's defense, the tourists were about to eat at Olive Garden"

"My dad told me he was gay, i didnt believe him until my other dad comfirmed it"

"Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear? Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!"

"Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river? Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed?"