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Joke of the Day
"Why was Jesus a virgin when he died? Every time he touched a ""wound"" it closed."
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"England and Ethiopia recently played each other in a football match After a tough match, with both opponents clashing, the scoreline ended in English 8 - Ethiopia Didn't"
"What's Hillary Clinton's favorite Christmas carol? Depends, what is yours?"
"[first time ever watching a movie] How do these people keep moving from one location to another so fast"
"Once you go black..... You can't get credit"
"Teacher- ""what does a chicken give you?"" Students- ""Meat!"" Teacher- ""Good! Now what does the pig give you?"" Students- ""Bacon!"" Teacher- ""Great! Now what does a fat cow give you?"" Students- ""Homework!"""
"How did the nucleus escape from prison? Through the cell wall. I'm sorry. This was just too wonderful to resist sharing."
"What did one crab say to the other? ""Damn this bitch is nasty!"""
"""I know exactly how you feel."" *staring at a deflated giant inflatable snowman"
"I went to a library... and asked the librarian if they had a book on Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat. She said, ""Well it rings a bell but I'm not sure if it's there or not."""