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Joke of the Day

"When do you kick a midget in the nuts? When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice."

"I got pulled over by a female cop.. When i asked what's wrong, she said ""NOTHING!!"""

"Slightly funny gay joke What doesn't work? A gay dude allergic to nuts"

"Math made simple: If you have $20 and your wife has $15, she has $35."

"Why was 2 afraid of 4? Because 4 8 16!"

"What do you call the spirits of honey bees? Boo-bees"

"*brings donuts to work* Co-worker: I have a gluten allergy, so I have to watch what I eat. Me: Cool, then you can WATCH me eat this donut."

"What is green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it falls out of a tree A pool table"

"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? Same time next month?"

"GOD: Done! Every animal niche perfectly filled WOODPECKERS: We didn't get anything GOD: Oh. Uh...just pound trees with your face"