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Joke of the Day
"Why was 2 afraid of 4? Because 4 8 16!"
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"Therapist: It's been 8 years since the death of your parents. How are you coping? Bruce Wayne: I dress as a bat and beat up strangers now."
"trump is shitting furiously into a golden toilet right this moment"
"When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back."
"Are you the fourth derivative of a position function? Cause you're a jerk!"
"A naughty child was irritating all the passengers on the flight from London to New York. At last one man could stand it no longer. ""Hey kid,"" he shouted. ""Why don't you go outside and play?"""
"""Doctor, I'm afraid of people yelling letters of the alphabet at me."" THERAPIST: Oh! You are? WHY???"
"Roses are red, your body is fine, I know we just met, but your place or mine?"
"What can fly but can't be given? A fuck."
"My entire life I have never been able to finish anything. Most recent is this punch"