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Joke of the Day

"Due to an unforeseen error during last night's love making session I am forced to wear non matching socks today"

"Cow: Why don't you shoo those flies? Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!"

"What's big, green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you? A pool table."

"What's the difference between a reindeer, a knight and a cock? The knight is slaying dragons, the reindeer is draggin' sleighs."

"Why did Jennifer cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing her seat belt"

"Dark jokes are like food... Only some people get it."

"When the Williams sisters' play against each other, who sits in Venus's box? Old Dick i.e. Richard Williams, her dad"

"""Alex is visiting later tonight."" Alex from work or Alex the astronaut with amazing hearing? [From the moon] It's not me, Thelma. Hi Bob."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bella ! Bella who ? Bella bottom trousers !"

"I thought I had lice. Then I remembered I was in an Asian restaurant."