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Joke of the Day
"Slightly funny gay joke What doesn't work? A gay dude allergic to nuts"
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"Beth on Facebook ""Can't believe its Monday again already""... if only there were some way for her to calculate the order in which days occur."
"What do you call a Transformer that's also an optometrist? Oculus Prime."
"Why did brass and steel team-up together during the war? Because they were alloys."
"What do fat women get for valentines day? Depressed."
"What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge? ""Wait... I freed ***WHO***?!?!?"""
"Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class."
"How did the Romans split up their empire? With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks [Deep Digger Dan](https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=JUIumhWtTK4))"
"Goodnight, sweet Prince. Rip in peace Prince."
"2 Antennas got married recently The ceremony was shit, but the reception was just great"