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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race."
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"Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy."
"Q: When ducks fly in a V, why is one side of the V longer than the other? A: There are more ducks on that side."
"What do you call gay sex between the founder of Scientology and a Native American? The Indian in the Hubbard."
"Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska? Just for the halibut."
"Why is England so special? Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week."
"There are eleven types of people in the world... those who understand binary, and ten other types of people."
".@WebMD a girl just texted me ""K"" am i going to die"
"Joke: What does it imply when a tick is found on a vagina? That you may have to pull out. Just wanted to ask whether this is a keeper."
"what does a nosey peper do? gets jalapeno buisness."