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Joke of the Day
"what does a nosey peper do? gets jalapeno buisness."
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"Just got every hair on my body waxed off except eyebrows and head. I look like a naked mole rat. Men, come & get me if you're into rodents."
"- Do you want to have sex? - Don't you think you're going a little too fast? - Do......you......want......to......have......sex?"
"Does anyone else find it ironic when a celebrity with a face full of Botox talks about having the freedom of expression?"
"Why did the chicken cross the road?... It chickened out. (Sorry if repost) (Also, first post so be nice :) )"
"what's the height of trust? two cannibals in a 69"
"(Blows you a kiss with chip crumbs hitting your face)"
"I don't mean to brag about my patience, but I just waited 5 whole seconds before passing a student driver and flicking them off."
"Where would you find Percy Miller's toothbrush? In his Master P room."
"I went to a onesie-themed NYE party... ...everyone was appalled when I turned up wearing just a belt."