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Joke of the Day

"Joke: What does it imply when a tick is found on a vagina? That you may have to pull out. Just wanted to ask whether this is a keeper."

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"Why can't you email a photo to a Jedi? Because attachments are forbidden"
"Who's the coolest guy in the hospital? The utra sound guy"
"I met this amazing girl last night but got off on the wrong foot. She wanted it on her left foot. I can't help that I have horrible aim."
"Why were the 2 in love melons upset? Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)"
"Me: Can't. I'm exhausted from all the CrossFit this morning. Him: It's pronounced 'croissant' & how the hell did you eat the entire dozen?!"
"Where is the best place to eat on a leap day? IHOP"
"You say I'm ""Dirty minded"" but then how did you understand what I meant?"
"TIFU by creating a click baity post [Made up story that's not as bad as title implies]"
"My wife once told me that she ingested fecal matter while in the womb I like to give her crap about it."