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Joke of the Day
"Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy."
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"I tried commiting suicide today. Never doing that shit again. I almost killed myself"
"If storks bring white babies, and crows bring black babies, what birds bring no babies? Swallows."
"How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it."
"Why Couldn't the Billionaire Fit through the circular door? He was too eccentric."
"A 40 year old man goes to buy a car.... and all he can afford is a base model civic."
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"Why is the grass greener in Ireland, than it is in England? It's because we are all over here in England, walking on your grass."
"Why does Daenerys Targaryen listen to Hoagy Carmichael? Because she's got Jorah on Her Mind."
"As soon as I get to a party, I start saying goodbye; that way I'm out of there within 4 hours."