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Joke of the Day
"Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy."
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"Guess what... Chicken butt!"
"I have just completed knitting a tiny sweater for my one true friend, who is a grape."
"""where did all ur money go?"" I'm either wearing it or i ate it"
"If you made a viral video of a cow... It'd be called a bo-Vine."
"What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce? A chicken ceaser salad."
"wow this is crazy: over 30,000 white girls ""literally die"" every year because they ""actually can't right now"""
"Never refer to a woman as a bitch. Instead, refer to her as beautiful. Bitches love being called beautiful."
"Carl was annoying Carl walked into a street shop. the first thing he did was cough very loudly. e b 9"
"I just dropped my phone in the toilet and for a second I stood over it and thought, ""That's where it belongs."""