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Joke of the Day

"Q: When ducks fly in a V, why is one side of the V longer than the other? A: There are more ducks on that side."

"Friends are like boobs. You've got small ones, big ones, real ones, and fake ones."

"what are your hobbies? Mmm... Sam, Bilbo and Frodo."

"What's the difference between Hitler and Donald Trump? One made a killer microwave."

"I like my coffee like an excellent slave Black!"

"Q: What does Bill Clinton have in common with former great Presidents? A: Absolutely nothing."

"Did you here about the priest? He broke his organ on a hymn"

"At this point I feel like MTV is just trying to scare old people."

"What is DJ Khaled's favorite fraction? 1/9. Because, after the decimal, it's always another one."

"i guess. 7..8...9? (horrible windows joke i'm sorry)"