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Joke of the Day

"Mary's doctor told her she was allergic to latex ""Oh no, I'm so fucked!"" She responded, shocked at the news ""I'm afraid not."" said the doctor as he left with a grin."

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"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Circus Clown Barbie ...complete with scary face paint and scary wig"
"What's the worst gear for America? Cruz control."
"My 4yo: Dad, you're old, right? Me: I'm not that old. 4: You're not new. Me: Go to bed."
"The constipated mathematician What does a mathematician do when she is constipated? Works it out with a pencil."
"Stomach: I'm hungry. Brain: Chill out, dude, she's in a meeting. Stomach: I WILL NOW DEMONSTRATE A WHALE'S MATING CALL."
"What can a monster do that you can't do? Count up to 25 on his fingers."
"A man was caught peeing in public by a police officer. The cop's only reaction was... ""Urine trouble now."""
"Bartender: ""Do you want a drink, miss?""nnMe: ""What are my choices?""nnBartender: ""Yes or No."""