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Joke of the Day

"Mary's doctor told her she was allergic to latex ""Oh no, I'm so fucked!"" She responded, shocked at the news ""I'm afraid not."" said the doctor as he left with a grin."

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"Colin from ""Whose Line Is It Anyway"" just quit. Apparently he felt like he was making a Mochrie of himself."
"A cop is confronted by a white guy with a gun and a black guy with a nerf bat. Who does he shoot first? The bystander with the camera."
"As a teen I assumed the best thing about being an adult would be going to bed as late as I wanted. Little did I realise it's the opposite."
"A beggar walks up to a wealthy, upper-class lady and says, ""I haven't eaten in three days."" She responds, ""You must force yourself! You must force yourself!"""
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"Don't worry, Pope Benedict XVI, I get it. Mondays make me want to quit my job too."