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Joke of the Day
"What is an ear of corn's favourite Leonardo DiCaprio movie? Inception"
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"What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married? Feyonce. *drops mic, throws up dynasty sign*"
"*gets bitten by a radioactive bear *before developing super powers, gets eaten by radioactive bear"
"Today I played dead with my 5yo nephew. He cried for 5 seconds, then grabbed my iPhone and run away."
"I wrote a book about my car It was an auto-biography"
"Why does Britain like tea so much? Because tea leaves."
"Easy way to tell GOP actually know their policies are hot giraffe shit is how ashamed they are of George W. Bush."
"If I could have dinner with anyone either alive or dead I would totally choose dead. Because, more food for me then."
"Knock! Knock....."
"The 'S' should be silent in Scrapbooking."