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Joke of the Day
"I have a girlfriend Not sure if this is really a joke, but everyone laughs when I say it."
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"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt"
"Why did the Cell Tower Cafe get bad reviews? Because the service was horrible."
"Why Does Donald Trump Oppose Single Payer? Because he is a Toupeer"
"My granma got my granpa a new pair of pants. When I asked him how they fit, he said, ""like a cheap castle"". When I looked confused, he explained, ""no ballroom"""
"What does Isaac Asimov take when he has the flu? I, Robotussin."
"Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops? Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms."
"So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back... Apparently it's an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient."