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Joke of the Day

"I went to an AA meeting I met a lot of batteries"

"My daughter just asked me about UpBro! Lol Can you believe it?"

"I'm a ventriloquist. I can put my hand up your skirt and make your lips move!"

"My Iguana has been having trouble getting enough blood into his weenus; he has areptile dysfunction."

"If Apple has taught me anything, it's wait to see the ""Steve Jobs"" movie until they release a second version."

"I found a company that describes your dick! microsoft"

"5 year old son: I want to be a boxer. Me: I think you're too cute to be a boxer. 5: Yes, that is what everybody will think."

"Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas? Because all his white friends got better gifts than him."

"With all the complaints about iOS 8 taking forever to install... You'd think that Apple would rename it to iOS ."

"What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Corduroy!"