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Joke of the Day
"Do you guys like corny jokes? Because I have some absolutely a-maize-ing ones!"
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"I used to think I was smart, a life-long learner. Turns out I'm just confused all the time."
"What do you call a women with one leg? ilene"
"A chemistry joke. Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""We don't serve noble gases in here."" Helium doesn't react."
"My dad gave me the best advice ever. ""Before you marry a woman, meet her mother and you'll know what your wife will be like in 30 years time"" I learned she won't be giving me head or anal."
"Some guy yesterday wanted to get all up in my grill... ... So I hit him with my truck."
"What's baked every day and sells itself? My sister."
"How do five gay guys walk? In one direction."
"They told me to get help when I was suicidal. My guy was terrible-- he wouldn't even pull the trigger!"
"What is loud and sounds like an apple? **AN APPLE!**"