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Joke of the Day
"Do you guys like corny jokes? Because I have some absolutely a-maize-ing ones!"
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"Who is a Racist and a Homophobe and a Bigot and a Hater and a Sexist pig? *Anyone* winning an argument with a liberal."
"""And make it obvious."" -what I assume some ladies getting plastic surgery say"
"I didn't know what to wear the the premature ejaculators meeting... So I just came in my pants."
"I want to make a joke about screamo music... But there was no rhyme or reason to it."
"What happens when devil worshipers do the rain dance? PrecipiSatan"
"[Concert] Triangle player: *proudly playing his triangle [Octagon player struts on stage] Triangle player: ""What the-"""
"A Red Indian introduced me to his wife... ""This is four horses....."" I said, Wow, that's a beautiful name, What does it mean....?"" He said, nag,nag,nag,nag!"
"Facebook: Because I like being reminded that I went to school with idiots."
"Met a girl named Gravity She was down to earth..."