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Joke of the Day
"How do five gay guys walk? In one direction."
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"I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia where I deny the existence of certain 80's bands... There is no cure..."
"I win most of my staring contests... ... because my opponents usually don't know they're playing."
"What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way. Thanks League smh"
"Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships? Because they'd miss each other."
"What did Helen Keller's friend say to her? (offensive) You should try blind dating."
"Are we stopping for ALL pedestrians now? I can understand kids & the elderly. But everyone else should be able to dodge cars."
"Q: Why do dwarfs laugh when they play soccer? Because the grass tickles their balls."
"What do politicians and sperm have in common? About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human."
"I never reflect more on the terrible things I might have said or done than when you take longer than 10 minutes to text me back."