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Joke of the Day

"A chemistry joke. Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""We don't serve noble gases in here."" Helium doesn't react."

"I just had my fence destroyed by a tornado, and I am asking for your help I heard we have a lot of experts in re-posting here."

"Redneck murders are hard to solve There are no dental records and the DNA is all the same."

"God grades on the cross, not the curve."

"If you cannot afford a stenographer, a 4 year old will be appointed for you to repeat exactly what you said at all times. Do you understand?"

"Well, at least I didn't kill a lion! - Bill Cosby"

"How do you blind fold an asian? You put floss over their eyes!"

"A Dutch guy, a Belgian guy and a Greek guy are sitting in a room The Dutch guy had a joke, but wanted money for it. The Greek guy couldn't pay it and the Belgian guy didn't get it."

"Did you hear about the scarecrow who won the Nobel Peace Prize? He was out standing in his field."

"I love my kids like I love my flour... Self-raising."