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Joke of the Day

"A chemistry joke. Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""We don't serve noble gases in here."" Helium doesn't react."

"My girlfriend accused me of cheating I told her she was starting to sound like my wife"

"Since It's summer here's a little advice, best way to beat the heat is to wear a San Antonio Spurs jersey"

"I'm off to a 3yr olds party. There'll be tears, tantrums and throwing up on the carpet. But enough about me, Im sure the kids will have fun."

"why are computers so smart? because they listen to their mother board."

"*throws up gang signs* *never eats gang signs again*"

"""Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs"" could also describe every menu item at Olive Garden."

"What kind of foods do arthritic cannibals love to eat? Finger foods..."

"If I had a dollar... If i had a dollar for every racist comment i've ever made, a black guy would probably mug me."

"I never know what to do with my hands during pictures, so I get it gang members, I totally get it."