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Joke of the Day
"What is loud and sounds like an apple? **AN APPLE!**"
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"God is everywhere and knows everything? God sounds a lot like my ex-wife."
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"You hear about the new radio talk/comedy show in the Middle East ... ? Isis in the Morning ? You should catch it sometime - it's a real blast !"
"the Bible says ""If a man is to lay with another man he should be stoned."" in my experience it helps"
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"Jesus walks into a bar and says ""I'll just have water"""
"""Paper or pl.."" ..astic! OMG we finish each other's sentences! You complete mmmm... ""I'm not saying 'me'"" ME! OMG we did it again! ""..."""
"Those who hesitate... masturbate"
"what idiot named it Mail Order Bride instead of Male Order Bride?"