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Joke of the Day

"I used to have a roommate who was always smoking in my apartment, but only with e-cigs. He died of e-cancer."

"How many white people can you fit in a can? Crackers don't come in cans, they come in boxes!"

"I have a dream... That one day handicap people will be able to park wherever they want."

"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair"

"What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang the picture...."

"What did the blind man say to his old friend? Ayy, long time no see!"

"What's wrong with the plane that flies to Holland? It Netherlands."

"what ya doing... your mum"

"Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light? It's sterile and he likes the taste."

"So, I told a girl ""send boobs""... ...and she sent me a topless of her, 8 years old, at a beach. Girls are really losing it, man. Year-old picture?!"