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"Why is a dog so warm in Summer? He wears a coat and pants."
"I can't listen to orchestral music anymore Too much sax and violins."
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"What number is higher than infinity? 420"
"A woman says to her husband... A woman says to her husband, ""I'm sick and tired of you pushing me around, and talking behind my back."" The husband says, ""but honey you're in a wheelchair."""
"Why did the guy lose his job at the suicide prevention hotline? v2 He kept leaving them hanging."
"Where can you find alcoholic sheep? At the BAAAAH"
"I invented a new word It's called plagiarism"
"According to my Nike fitness app, I watched TV for 6 miles this week."