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Joke of the Day

"What's wrong with the plane that flies to Holland? It Netherlands."

"As you get older, dirty talk turns into ""Yeah baby, take that nap. Take all of it honey. You like that couch? Oh yeah, sleep on it..."""

"You can tell I come from a long line of hunters the way I cunningly stalk the rare Totino's Frozen Pizza."

"Breakup My girlfriend told me she was breaking up with me over the phone yesterday, I don't know why I could hear her just fine on my side."

"Nothing beats a beautiful girl with a great singing voice! Except Chris Brown"

"Kylo Ren used to complain his parents were passive aggressive. Well, boo hoo. My dad was actively aggressive. Just ask my hand."

"Your Mother.. Your mother is so classless she could be marxist utopia."

"CW: Why don't you ever wear your hair down? Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So? Me: I don't want to encourage that."

"What's a Christian's favourite guitar chord? G-sus"

"Masochist meets sadist. ""Torture me"", saids masochists. Sadist replies: ""No way"""