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Joke of the Day
"What did the blind man say to his old friend? Ayy, long time no see!"
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"Executive: What should we name the mutant with neato magnetic powers? Me: [clearly joking] How about Mag-Neato? Exec: damn that's so good"
"So there I was hanging from the ledge... When I thought ""hold on a minute..."""
"Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space? To find Pluto."
"My mother said today, ""I'm always alright as long as I'm taking that D."" She was referring to vitamin D."
"Shout out to my arms They're always by my side"
"A Jewish boy goes to his father and asks for 50 cents... ""I don't have 40 cents. What do you want with 30 cents? Here's 20 cents."""
"Q: What does a cat say when he likes something? A: It's purrrfect."
"You wake in a field, nude, grass stained elbows, knees and a condom in your ass, Do you tell anyone? No? Wanna come camping with me this weekend?"
"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? ""Breathe damn it, breathe!"""