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Joke of the Day
"What did the blind man say to his old friend? Ayy, long time no see!"
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"How many lonely guys does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But he wishes it took two."
"What's a pirates favorite letter? You think it's the ""R"" but it's really the ""C"". Happy talk like a pirate day!"
"In an interview Barbara Walters asks OJ Simpson if he thinks he will ever be married again... He says, ""I don't know... One of these days, I might take another stab at it."""
"How has sound technology come so far & yet the McDonalds drive-thru still sounds like someone is farting into a walkie-talkie."
"What do you call it when a gorilla takes martial arts lessons? Kong-fu"
"What's a Neckbeard's favourite curry? Chicken tikka m'sala"
"There's probably one fireman in every house who likes to work the pole in front of the other guys ""as a joke."""
"What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede? A walkie talkie!"
"What's a neckbeard's favorite asian country? M'Laysia"