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Joke of the Day
"Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light? It's sterile and he likes the taste."
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"So I got a phone call from the post office today... ...complaining that my dog is attacking a postman on a bike. But I told them ""It can't be my dog... he doesn't even know how to ride a bike""."
"Apparently the police think the murder weapon was a colander. But that theory doesn't hold water."
"The reason your car won't go over 60 in the city is because you haven't yelled ""HOLD ON!"" yet."
"*me loggin into twitter* I'll have to bypass their security system *types in password* bingo"
"12 Polacks were about to rape a German girl. She started yelling ""Nein, nein, nein!"" so 3 of them left."
"Women can't seem to resist my charms. What? They're magically delicious."
"My mom asks if I could help her bake bread this Christmas. She kneads me."
"What do you say to a redhead who has just been insulted? Aw-burn!"
"Hungary should take over Turkey If asked why, they would say ""because we are 'Hungary'"""