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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair"
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"Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere"
"What do you call a man that marries another man? A minister! Courtesy of a patient."
"they say a camera adds 5 pounds. that being the case, do african children even exist?"
"Are you in search of a P-Pun? Urine in luck!"
"Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play? A: They're trying to get away from the noise."
"How to kiss: 1-open your mouth 2-wider 3-wider 4-unhinge jaw 5-summon the Dark Overlord"
"I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but there's only room in your ass for one head, and yours is already there ."
"Whelp. It's December. That time of year when I have zero excuse for being so sweaty."
"A man goes into a shop to buy flowers for his wife. he then fucks the cashier and gets a divorce"