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Joke of the Day

"I have a dream... That one day handicap people will be able to park wherever they want."

"I'm on a seafood diet If I see food and it's a fish I eat it edit: /r/jokes is not the place for dry humor. note to self: more corn and cheese"

"If strippers are now called ""exotic dancers"" then drug dealers should be called ""exotic pharmacists""."

"So I accidentally called my teacher 'mommy' yesterday... Now she knows exactly what kind of porn I'm into."

"Knock Knock...Who's There?.........9/11.....9/11 Who? ""I thought you said you'd never forget...."""

"In blind taste tests, most consumers couldn't tell if a person was blind by tasting them."

"Going to war is the only way Americans can learn geography."

"I used to date a midget... I was nuts over her"

"As told to me by my dad who smokes a lot Did the disappointed smoker get everything he wanted for Christmas? Clothes but no cigar."

"When my friends told me to stop pretending to be a flamingo... I had to put my foot down."