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Joke of the Day

"If two people on opposite sides of the world drop a piece of bread on the ground at the same time the Earth briefly becomes a sandwich"

"Recent Scientific Discovery: Diarrhea Is Genetic. It runs in your genes."

"My girlfriend said to me ""sex is better on holiday""... That wasn't a very nice postcard to receive."

"How do you call a homosexual with a boner? Homo Erectus"

"What did the little Chinese boy get for Christmas? Rice."

"What do gay zombies say? Heeeeyyyyrrrrrrraaarrrrrgggggg."

"Are you a homeless horse? Because you look unstable."

"Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff? Because she was wearing mittens."

"every coat is a fur coat when your cat sleeps on it"

"1-buy waterbed 2-fill with wine 3-get Capri Sun straw 4-never leave your bed again"