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Joke of the Day
"Are you a homeless horse? Because you look unstable."
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"What's the useless skin around a vagina called? A woman."
"I'm scared of the pesticides on this produce, so I guess I'll run them under cold water for half a second"
"In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word ""blobjob"". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for..."
"How I like my women.. If their old enough to pee, their alright for me. or If their over 8, dont take the bait."
"Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq? Because there are too many targets."
"[Excavation for dino bones] DIGGER: Sir, we found something BIG! DOG PALEONTOLOGIST: *tail wags* Ok go for break [salivating] I'll finish up"
"I explained gluten allergy' to my grandma and she sighed and told me they ate leather belts during WWII to keep from starving"
"People in cars cause accidents. Accidents in cars cause people."
"What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies."