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Joke of the Day
"How do you call a homosexual with a boner? Homo Erectus"
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"Morpheus: ""You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and--"" Me: ""Blue pill."""
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"Why do nice guys make good lovers? They always finish last."
"A student sits at his desk and begins his economics exam. He opens the paper and reads the first question. To Germany, how much is Greece worth - 1 mark"
"only when we don't have to pay extra for guacamole will we truly be free"
"My wife doesn't like me to shave my face for the same reason I like her to shave her pussy She says it makes me look like a 12 year old."
"a romantic scene where we're running toward each other but then i run past you and pick up your dog"
"A programming joke There are three hard problems in computer concurrency. science. Cache invalidation, naming things, off-by-one errors, and"
"Why is it hard to sell bibles in Germany? Because it's a Nietzsche Market."