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Joke of the Day
"What is long, brown and covered in flies? The welfare line."
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"I just auditioned for a home makeover show because I'm too lazy to vacuum."
"ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ Noel."
"Malaysia Airlines special offer Now with more bang for your buk!"
"[NSFW] A guy to a girl - Hey, want to stick our fingers in each other's belly-botton ? Girl - Sure, how do W... OH, thats not my belly button. Guy - That's not my finger!"
"""Nope, it needs more vowels"" - Hawaiians"
"A new study has proven... A new study has proven that people who have more birthdays live longer."
"What vegetables do plumbers hate the most? Leeks"
"Why is everyone worried about meteors instead of the possibility that Russia just got their own Superman?"
"How do you order a glass of water in Russia? Ask for a virgin vodka."