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Joke of the Day

"Mom, how do you spell 'scrotum'? Honey, you should have asked me last nightit was on the tip of my tongue."

"if all my friends jumped off a cliff I wouldn't do it too because cats can land on their feet they'll be fine"

"What did the Nazi say... What did the Nazi say when he got lost on the way to the gas chamber? AUU-SCHWIT"

"A guy with a lisp once told me he would kill me in this very spot... He said it was my final deathtination."

"What do you call a stick with autism? Autistic"

"Shrink: How many true friends do you believe you have? Me: Define ""true friend."" Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419."

"Have y'all heard that new hot rapper with Muscular Dystrophy? ""TWO CAAAAAAAAAAAAANES!"""

"Have you heard the one about the baby with AIDS? It never gets old."

"Did you know that camels aren't indigenous to Australia? They were shipped there by the British. Oddly enough, so were the Australians."

"When searching for Gary Oldman on google images Make damn sure you dont miss that r..."