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Joke of the Day

"What did the Nazi say... What did the Nazi say when he got lost on the way to the gas chamber? AUU-SCHWIT"

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"It's hard to find and ginger colored shoes. Probably because they haven't got any soles"
"What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog? A. A diplo-croak-us."
"My wife got angry when I said ""Samsung""... Apparently that was the wrong answer to: ""What oven should I buy to match my cooking style?"""
"You should never accept gift from a German The German/English bilingual crowd should be the safest ;)"
"Ppl really messing with football players on twitter like they're not one concussion away from waiting for u in ur darkened house"
"When you realize... The Ghostbusters (2016) budget was 153 million dollars. *facepalm*"
"If I had a time machine, I'd go back & mess with myself. I'd delete and retweet frog my tweets monkey with random words giraffe inserted."
"What is the definition of ""making love""? Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her."
"What is the last thing that tickle-me elmo gets before he leaves the factory? Two test tickles"
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