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Joke of the Day

"What did the Nazi say... What did the Nazi say when he got lost on the way to the gas chamber? AUU-SCHWIT"

"Reposted Joke Same punchline as the one before"

"Just got real sweaty because I started thinking about a babe in an ankle-length all denim overall dress"

"What is the square root of 69? Ate Something! (""8 something"", actually 8.306)"

"my favorite game is called ""Secret Family."" I go to the movies & sit near a group of strangers & pretend they love me"

"Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun."

"never trust a business that uses Papyrus font"

"What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests? A coal mining company puts miners in shafts."

"A squirrel had dynamite. He was trying to bust a nut"

"Halloween is, by far, the safest day to kill a person and leave them in a chair on your porch."