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Joke of the Day

"A guy with a lisp once told me he would kill me in this very spot... He said it was my final deathtination."

"Batman's an example of a guy who took his parents double homicide and made lemonade"

"What is Macauley Culkins favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch."

"Why did Loki want the tesseract? to get rid of his tesserection"

"Why is the letter E lazy? Because it's always in bed."

"""Sir you can't bring a whole cake into a movie theater"" ""What if I cut it in half?"""

"I keep having suicidal thoughts But I try not to get too hung up on them."

"What did the man do when he got a big gas bill? He exploded."

"How much space does fungi need to grow? As mushroom as possible :)"

"A mexican, a black person and a puerto rican are in the same car. Who is driving? The cop. PS: I in no way support this. Just heard it somewhere. :P"