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Joke of the Day
"Have y'all heard that new hot rapper with Muscular Dystrophy? ""TWO CAAAAAAAAAAAAANES!"""
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"What did the Vietnamese sandwich salesman say to the unhappy mod? Banh mi"
"""You'll sleep when I'm dead"" -- my phone"
"Why was the young strawberry crying? His parents were in a jam."
"It is so cold... fire hydrants are flagging down dogs to piss on them."
"If a cow laughs, does milk come out his nose?"
"How do you get people to pirate an album? Release it on TIDAL"
"A man tried to write with a broken pencil... But it was pointless"
"Honey, I made the news! Apparently that old lady I fought at the library wasn't a ghost"
"What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper? Nothing. He just grit his teeth."