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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard the one about the baby with AIDS? It never gets old."
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"So, this guy comes home to find his house was broken into and someone stole all his lamps. He was delighted."
"Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention? Because he was Snowden!"
"This guy said,""I can predict what's going to happen to your nose."" I thought,""Crikey! It's Nostril-damus!'"
"Once you... Once you go black, you're a single mother."
"If you're drinking a Starbucks coffee while complaining about paying $4.20 a gallon for gas, you should have your license revoked."
"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A ripoff."
"Ikea is Swedish for DIY"
"My boss just choked on a breath mint. It was a tough decision to do the Heimlich maneuver because he really needed that mint."
"How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb? I don't know..."