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"I may be on Santa's naughty list but at least I had fun getting there."
"My girlfriend told me I was fucking stupid I told her she was just clever in her own way."
"What can be served but not eaten? A tennis ball."
"In the Czech Republic abortions are known as cancelled Czechs"
"I don't understand the big deal about same sex marriage Ask any married couple, they'll tell you the sex has been the same for years"
"YO mama is so poor... She can't even pay attention"
"""So you are suffering from flatulences, grandpa?"" ""Suffering? No, that's my last remaining pleasure!"""
"What did the slice of pork say to the attractive woman.... ....you may be hot, but I'm bacon!!!"
"Him: Hi Me: I bet you say that to all the girls"