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Joke of the Day

"I don't get why SRS is so loud. I'm pretty sure I turned off the ""Surround"" setting."

"You know you're getting fat when.. The clothes section you shop in has chairs spread out incase you get winded."

"Why will you never see a stag on the internet? They like to stay anony-moose"

"World's second shortest joke An Irishman walks past a bar..."

"I may have Alzheimer's but at least I don't have Alzheimer's."

"Why did Steph Curry cross the road? Because he wasn't far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot."

"What did the cheeseburger name her daughter? Patty."

"What's the difference between an old joke and a new one? Nothing. We're on reddit"

"Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said ""Moving."""

"So, could you say ""Black Friday"" came early in Ferguson, Missouri?"