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Joke of the Day

"Alcoholism joke? If a person who is addicted to alcohol is an alcoholic, the a person who is addicted to cats is a catholic?"

"I bet you think it's funny when... I bet you think it's funny when I have a runny nose. It snot."

"One from my 7yo God daughter: why can't Elsa hold on to her balloon? Because she keeps letting it go!"

"Somebody PLEASE come to my house and plug the power cord into my laptop."

"What is the square root of 69? Eight something."

"""It's not a colonoscopy, it's a colonoscpportunity!"" - gastroenterologist who is also a motivational speaker"

"I met this cute Inuit girl but I didn't know what to say, so I just said something funny. It was an icebreaker joke."

"Why are barns so noisy? All the cows have horns"

"Obama: ""Anybody else wanna see my birth certificate?"" Drops mic, walks away."

"How is it called when you get a blowjob from Oliver Queen? arrow head"