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Joke of the Day
"What is the square root of 69? Eight something."
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"As a kid I could never understand why my mother would not let me play near the train tracks across the street from my house. Then it hit me."
"I liked watching squirrel soap operas unfold in my backyard right up until the damn neighbor cat murdered all the actors."
"""haha one time we turned a cpr training dummy into a bong"" yes doctor but how is our son *leans in close* ""you had to light its weiner"""
"I'll be coming into some money When Katy Perry gets on the dollar bill"
"[accidentally hits Siri in high school classroom] Siri: what can I do for you, #1 God of Sex? [every boy in the class checks their phone]"
"Mini M&M's - for when you just can't finish an entire M&M"
"Three friends were casually talking. -I bumped into my Russian friend yesterday -Vladislav? -Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more!"
"I know the kids don't like you and pick on you, but you have to go to school... you're the teacher!"