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Joke of the Day

"I met this cute Inuit girl but I didn't know what to say, so I just said something funny. It was an icebreaker joke."

"What's black, has bite marks and isn't needed any more? Philip Hoffman's belt."

"Let's name him something that will make children smile ""How about Santa?"" Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him"

"me: hi sloth: HELL!!!! me: ..umm [walks away] sloth: ..oh :("

"One for the science guys: Q) How do you make a hormone? A) Don't pay her!"

"Did you hear what happened to the guy that only ate cake? He got his just desserts."

"What's the definition of macho? Jogging home from your vasectomy."

"How do you circumsise a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin."

"Dude you hear about the drug lab explosion? It was a real meth."

"Why did the duck leave his flock? Because he wanted to be a-loone."