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Joke of the Day

"2Pac - Lyric King, Eazy - Gangsta King, Biggie: Flow King Dre: Beat King Eminem: Rhyme King, Lil Wayne & Jay - Z - ..... Burger King"

"I was listening to my wife argue with our 5 y/o. I didn't want to tell her he was right so karate chopped the TV to create a diversion."

"I woke up with just my arm in hospital Hospital is a weird name for a dog"

"What do you call a black woman in space? An astronaut, you douchebag."

"Throw shit at a person, you are their enemy. Throw shit at a plant, you are their hero. source: r/Showerthoughts/"

"What do you call a Black Abortion Clinic? Crime Stoppers. I'm going to hell"

"Microsoft skipped Windows 9 because 7, 8, 9"

"Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells? Because she doesn't fit into B shells"

"What did Tiger Woods' dad tell him on his death bed? ""Just concentrate on golf and fuck everything else"""

"How is making cheese like invading Syria? You get some Kurds in the way."