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Joke of the Day

"2Pac - Lyric King, Eazy - Gangsta King, Biggie: Flow King Dre: Beat King Eminem: Rhyme King, Lil Wayne & Jay - Z - ..... Burger King"

"Called into work sick. My boss asked how sick I am... I said 'well I'm in bed with my sister'"

"Every Thanksgiving I say my boyfriend broke up with me so my family lets me overeat without shame."

"What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food."

"Friends are like steaks If you grill them for long enough, they become rare"

"What do David Beckham and Ferrero Rocher chocolates have in common? They both come in a posh box"

"Umm, your honour? In my defence, I think it was a pretty decent exposure."

"My math is never so quick or exact as when I see an old flame with a child."

"So I've been clearing out my attic... ... and I've decided to get rid of my hoover- it was just gathering dust."

"I bet Lorde is a gold digger She is a minor after all."