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Joke of the Day

"What did Tiger Woods' dad tell him on his death bed? ""Just concentrate on golf and fuck everything else"""

"A a few States in the south celebrate MLK and Robert E Lee day on the third Monday in January. They are working to separate them."

"""i'd do anthony for you"" - worst autocorrect fail by me"

"Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ? He had ""No body "" to go with."

"GUESS WHAT Knock knock who dere not robin williams"

"You don't know pissed off until she tells you to go sleep on the couch, an you take all the covers with you."

"Why do they call ""roach-clips"", ""roach-clips""??? because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes."

"Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?"

"At breakfast this morning, my wife said she's leaving me because of my obsession with Twitter. I nearly choked on my #Brown"

"Kylo Ren/Ben Solo got a head start with completing his comic book collection he's already got all the daddy issues"