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Joke of the Day

"What did Tiger Woods' dad tell him on his death bed? ""Just concentrate on golf and fuck everything else"""

"Why did the chubby kidney doctor go to the weather convention? He heard they were looking for meaty urologists."

"When a farmer fucks a sheep, do you know why he does so at the edge of a cliff? So the sheep will push back."

"A woman dropped a $10 note next to me. I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' I turned it into wine. I bought wine."

"How to Talk to Women Who Are Inside an MRI Tube"

"That moment when you make out with the air trying to find the straw in your glass"

"A coworker told me she was ""catching up on her correspondence"" so apparently it's 1932 here at my workplace."

"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese."

"I just got accused of ""plagiarism"" Their words not mine!"

"HAMLET:*Draws sword* How now! a rat?? *stabs curtain* LORD POLONIUS: O, I am slain! This is the w'rst game of hideth and seeketh ev'r *dies*"